Feature and TV films LA Times. Four Star Films,Box Office Hits,Indies and Imports,Movies A ZFOUR STAR FILMSTop rated movies and made for TV films airing the week of the week of Oct. Almost Famous 2. Starz Sun. The Sting 1. 97. TMC Sun. Sat. The Terminator 1. HBO Sun. 5 p. m., Tue. American Graffiti 1. TMC Sun. 6 p. m., Mon. Wed. 7 3. 0 a. m. Diabolique 1. 95. TCM Mon. 1. 2 3. Halloween 1. AMC Mon. 9 a. m., 9 3. Hannah and Her Sisters 1. TCM Mon. 7 p. m. The Nightmare Before Christmas 1. Freeform Mon. 9 p. Tue. 3 p. m., Sat. The Innocents 1. TCM Tue. Dances With Wolves 1. OVA Wed. 7 3. 0 p. Thur. 3 3. 0 p. m. Strike 1. 92. 4 TCM Thur. The Battleship Potemkin 1. TCM Thur. 6 a. m. A Clockwork Orange 1. TCM Thur. 1. 1 p. Rosemarys Baby 1. Showtime Full The Disappearance Of Alice Creed Online Free' title='Showtime Full The Disappearance Of Alice Creed Online Free' />Encore Fri. Some Like It Hot 1. OVA Fri. 6 a. m. Psycho 1. TCM Fri. 5 p. m. Titanic 1. MTV Fri. 7 3. 0 p. Sat. 8 a. m. 1. 2 Angry Men 1. I celebrate myself, and sing myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you. I loafe and invite my soul. Instagram, Facebooks hotter, snootier subsidiary, may have a massive data breach on its hands. KCET Fri. 1. 0 p. The Lost Weekend 1. TCM Sat. 5 p. m. The Silence of the Lambs 1. AXS Sat. 6 p. m., 8 3. Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1. OVA Sat. 1. 1 p. m. Repulsion 1. 96. TCM Sun. Four Star Films,Box Office Hits,Indies and Imports,Movies A ZBOX OFFICE HITSMovies that scored big at the box office, airing the week of the week of Oct. Robo. Cop 1. 98. AXS Sun. OVA Sun. Mon. 4 3. Fri. The Sting 1. TMC Sun. 7 a. m., Sat. Dirty Dancing 1. AUD Sun. POP Sun. Tue. 1. 1 p. Blazing Saddles 1. Sundance Sun. 8 a. Waterworld 1. 99. Cinemax Sun. 8 a. Thur. 3 3. 0 a. m. Con Air 1. 99. 7 A E Sun. Clash of the Titans 2. IFC Sun. 9 3. 0 a. Dr. Seuss the Lorax 2. FXX Sun. 1. 0 a. m. Tomorrow Never Dies 1. Sundance Sun. 1. 0 a. Mon. midnight, Sat. Sun. 1 a. m. Hancock 2. Starz Sun. 1. 0 a. Thur. 9 a. m., 4 p. Transformers Age of Extinction 2. FX Sun. 1. 1 a. m. Twister 1. 99. 6 TNT Sun. Minority Report 2. HBO Sun. 1. 1 3. Fri. While You Were Sleeping 1. POP Sun. 1. 1 3. Mon. The Living Daylights 1. Sundance Sun. 1. 2 3. The Hunger Games 2. TBS Sun. 1. 2 3. Men in Black II 2. Encore Sun. 1 3. Wed. Thur. The Dark Knight Rises 2. Spike Sun. 2 p. m. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2. Freeform Sun. 2 p. FaceOff 1. 99. 7 Starz Sun. The Color of Money 1. Cinemax Sun. 2 3. Sat. 1 3. 0 a. m. Crimson Tide 1. 99. BBC America Sun. 3 p. Guardians of the Galaxy 2. FX Sun. 3 p. m. X Men Origins Wolverine 2. HBO Sun. 3 p. m., Thur. The Hunger Games Catching Fire 2. TBS Sun. 3 3. 0 p. Contact 1. 99. 7 OVA Sun. A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 The Dream Master 1. Syfy Sun. 4 p. m. The Goonies 1. 98. CMT Sun. 4 3. 0 p. Spike Fri. 3 3. 0 p. The Addams Family 1. Freeform Sun. 5 p. Tue. 4 3. 0 p. m., Wed. Fri. 6 3. 0 p. m., Sat. The Terminator 1. HBO Sun. 5 p. m., Tue. Jurassic World 2. FX Sun. 5 3. 0 p. Wed. 8 p. m., 1. 0 3. American Graffiti 1. TMC Sun. 6 p. m., Mon. Wed. 7 3. 0 a. m. You Only Live Twice 1. Sundance Sun. 6 3. Sat. 1 p. m., Sun. As Good as It Gets 1. Encore Sun. 6 3. Mon. Die Another Day 2. Sundance Sun. 9 p. Mon. 1 3. 0 p. m. Sherlock Holmes A Game of Shadows 2. IFC Sun. 1. 1 p. m., Fri. Sat. 5 p. m. Alice in Wonderland 2. Freeform Sun. 1. 1 p. Mon. 1 3. 0 p. m. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2. KCOP Mon. midnight. The Blues Brothers 1. Cinemax Mon. 1 3. Thur. 8 a. m., Sun. Charlies Angels 2. Starz Mon. 5 a. m., 4 p. Sat. 3 a. m., 1. 2 3. Notting Hill 1. 99. Showtime Mon. 5 a. Fri. 2 3. 0 p. m. Mr. Mom 1. 98. 3 Cinemax Mon. X Men 2. 00. 0 Starz Mon. Thur. 3 a. m., 5 3. Catch Me if You Can 2. HBO Mon. 8 3. 0 a. Wed. 7 a. m. The Patriot 2. Starz Mon. 8 3. 0 a. Wed. 1. 0 a. m. The Bridges of Madison County 1. POP Mon. 9 a. m., 1. Edward Scissorhands 1. Freeform Mon. 1. 1 a. Tue. 7 a. m. The Rock 1. WGN A Mon. 4 p. m., 7 p. Congo 1. 99. 5 EPIX Mon. Sleepy Hollow 1. Freeform Mon. Thur. 3 3. 0 p. m., Fri. Rush Hour 2 2. 00. Encore Mon. 7 p. m., Tue. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2. EPIX Mon. 8 p. m., Tue. Hitch 2. 00. 5 Lifetime Mon. Tue. midnight. Remember the Titans 2. TNT Mon. 8 p. m., 1. Places in the Heart 1. TCM Tue. 1. 2 3. Urban Cowboy 1. Cinemax Tue. 1. 2 3. Sat. 8 p. m. The Poseidon Adventure 1. IFC Tue. 1 a. m. Skyfall 2. USA Tue. 6 a. m. Splash 1. Showtime Tue. 8 a. Fri. 9 a. m. The Last Boy Scout 1. Cinemax Tue. 1. 1 3. Hannibal 2. 00. 1 IFC Tue. Working Girl 1. 98. OVA Tue. 1 3. 0 p. Thur. 1 p. m. Shrek the Third 2. TNT Tue. 4 p. m., 1. Liar Liar 1. 99. Cinemax Tue. X Men Days of Future Past 2. FXX Tue. 5 p. m., Wed. Shrek 2. 00. 1 TNT Tue. Shrek 2 2. 00. 4 TNT Tue. The Sixth Sense 1. Syfy Tue. 1. 1 p. Risky Business 1. Cinemax Tue. 1. 1 3. The Da Vinci Code 2. Sundance Wed. 2 a. Fri. 2 a. m., 1. 1 3. Beverly Hills Cop II 1. Encore Wed. 2 a. m., 5 3. Rising Sun 1. 99. Starz Wed. 2 3. 0 a. Annie 1. 98. 2 OVA Wed. Twilight 2. 00. 8 Freeform Wed. True Lies 1. 99. Encore Wed. Days of Thunder 1. Encore Wed. 3 3. Armageddon 1. WGN A Wed. 4 p. m., 7 p. American Pie 1. 99. IFC Wed. 4 3. 0 p. Doctor Zhivago 1. TCM Wed. 5 p. m. American Pie 2 2. IFC Wed. 6 3. 0 p. Thur. 1 3. 0 a. m. What Lies Beneath 2. Syfy Wed. 7 p. m., Thur. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 1. CMT Wed. 7 3. 0 p. Dances With Wolves 1. OVA Wed. 7 3. 0 p. Thur. 3 3. 0 p. m. Men in Black 1. 99. Freeform Wed. 8 3. Thur. 6 p. m., Fri. Grumpy Old Men 1. POP Thur. midnight, 1. Planet of the Apes 2. Starz Thur. 4 3. Jurassic Park 1. Spike Thur. 1. 0 a. The Lost World Jurassic Park 1. Spike Thur. 1 p. m. Predator 1. 98. 7 AMC Thur. Jurassic Park III 2. Spike Thur. 4 p. m., Fri. The Perfect Storm 2. AXS Thur. 6 p. m., 8 3. The LEGO Movie 2. TOON Thur. 6 p. m. The Last of the Mohicans 1. OVA Thur. 7 3. 0 p. The Others 2. 00. POP Fri. 2 a. m. Some Like It Hot 1. OVA Fri. 6 a. m. The Guns of Navarone 1. OVA Fri. 1. 0 a. m. Talladega Nights The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 2. Spike Fri. 1 p. m., 9 p. Stepmom 1. 99. 8 Lifetime Fri. Psycho 1. 96. 0 TCM Fri. The Birdcage 1. 99. Starz Fri. 5 p. m., Sat. Eddie Murphy Raw 1. Encore Fri. 6 p. m. S. W. A. T. 2. 00. Cinemax Fri. 6 p. Titanic 1. 99. 7 MTV Fri. Sat. 8 a. m. Furious 7 2. FX Fri. 8 p. m., 1. The Ring 2. 00. 2 HBO Fri. Pretty Woman 1. 99. Lifetime Fri. 8 p. Sat. midnight. Maleficent 2. TNT Fri. 8 p. m., Sat. The Green Mile 1. Cinemax Sat. 6 3. Cocoon 1. 98. 5 AUD Sat. Witness 1. 98. 5 TMC Sat. Sleeping With the Enemy 1. Encore Sat. 8 a. m. Poltergeist 1. 98. Spike Sat. 9 a. m., 1. Friday the 1. 3th 1. Encore Sat. 1. 1 3. Sun. 3 3. 0 a. m. Poltergeist II The Other Side 1. Spike Sat. noon. Legally Blonde 2. CMT Sat. 2 p. m., 9 p. Meet the Fockers 2. TNT Sat. 3 3. 0 p. Bull Durham 1. 98. EPIX Sat. 4 p. m. The Hangover Part II 2. FXX Sat. 4 3. 0 p. Lethal Weapon 2 1. OVA Sat. 4 3. 0 p. Oceans Eleven 2. Bravo Sat. Sun. The Silence of the Lambs 1. AXS Sat. 6 p. m., 8 3. The Help 2. 01. 1 USA Sat. Sweet Home Alabama 2. E Sat. 6 3. 0 p. Ted 2. FXX Sat. Monsters, Inc. Freeform Sat. 7 p. Django Unchained 2. BET Sat. 8 p. m. The Prince of Tides 1. OVA Sat. 8 p. m. Monsters University 2. Freeform Sat. 9 p. Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1. OVA Sat. 1. 1 p. m. The Hunt for Red October 1. EPIX Sun. 3 3. 0 a. Four Star Films,Box Office Hits,Indies and Imports,Movies A ZBRAVO, IFC SUNDANCE IN PRIMETIMEBravo, IFC Sundance in primetime, airing the week of the week of Oct. Sherlock Holmes 2. IFC Sun. 8 p. m., Fri. Sat. 3 p. m. Die Another Day 2. Sundance Sun. 9 p. Mon. 1 3. 0 p. m. The Princess Bride 1. Sundance Mon. 9 p. Tue. 7 p. m. Priest 2. Syfy Tue. 5 p. m., Wed. IFC Sat. 1. 0 p. m. Volcano 1. 99. 7 Sundance Tue. Wed. 5 3. 0 p. m. The Lost Boys 1. Sundance Wed. Super Troopers 2. IFC Wed. 8 3. 0 p. Wedding Crashers 2. IFC Thur. 5 p. m., 1. Fri. 1. 2 3. 0 a. Office Space 1. 99. IFC Thur. 8 p. m. Oceans Thirteen 2. Bravo Sat. 7 3. 0 p. Resident Evil Retribution 2. IFC Sat. 8 p. m., Sun. Four Star Films,Box Office Hits,Indies and Imports,Movies A ZTHIS WEEKS MOVIES A ZAn alphabetical listing of movies on TV the week of the week of Oct. Why Your Team Sucks 2. Dallas Cowboys. Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY FUCK JERRY. Fuck Jerry. And triple mega fuck Chris Christie with a nacho cheese firehose. Your 2. 01. 6 record LOL who gives a shit lets just skip to the ending Lets see that again. And again. And again. Bloodline Season 2 Part 16. Fuck it, one more angle. Perfect. Jared caught the ball. No matter how rich and powerful Jerry Jones gets, I can always count on his teamAmericas Moral Sewerto turn into a clown show anytime they sniff the postseason. And I can always count on their fans to be absolute scum who are always begging to be humiliated. They lie in wait until the team is good again and take the opportunity to maximize ALL of their insufferability, to remind you just why you despised the Cowboys to begin with. Then, like clockwork, comes the comeuppance, which theyre too stupid to ever see coming. Lose forever. Your coach WHYD YOU SPIKE THE BALL YOU STUPID PRINCETON FUCK Never forget that the Jared Cook catch never could have happened without Jason Garrett ordering his QB to stop the clock on the previous drive. Hell never learn proper game management, and for that Im grateful. Hes the best sleeper agent a Dallas hater could ever ask for. Your quarterback Dak Prescott. Let me tell you whats gonna happen to Dak Prescott this season, now that hes the unquestioned starter and the Cowboys let Tony Romo dangle for three months before he finally decided to screw off and retire to the booth. Any time Dak strugglesand he willDallas fans will IMMEDIATELY beg for Romo to come back. Its a lock. These front running dye jobs are never, ever happy with the QB they have. So if they see ANY trace of slippage from Dak, they will burp and fart and talk about DCs getting tape on him and how he was just a flash in the pan fourth rounder. Its coming. They shat all over Romo, and now theyre gonna shit on YOU, Dak. The first three Dallas games are in primetime by league rules, they must play in primetime 7. If he falters in any of them, Skippy Bayless is gonna run around naked with CAN DAK REALLY CARRY THIS TEAM ON HIS SHOULDERS Whats new that sucks LOL your running back got suspended. Im gonna put all the arguments aside for and against Zeke Elliott getting a stern dose of the Ginger Hammer justice. That whole case is a goddamn mess and the NFL has already royally fucked it up, especially now that we know they ignored the recommendation of their own investigator in the case to NOT suspend Zeke. Jerry was a bullying shitbag through the whole ordeal. Cowboys fans online have gone full Pepe on Zekes accuser. And outside of the case, Zeke just so happened to get himself in the middle of a bar fight and also pulled down a womans shirt and exposed her breast at a public parade. Not a lot of men to root for here. The NFLPA has already filed a restraining order on Zekes behalf kinda ironic, Zeke is suing, and this whole thing only promises to get uglier and uglier, with the truth of the original incidents becoming less and less relevant. So whats important to remember is that something bad happened with the Dallas Cowboys, and it will cast a pall over their entire season, and Jerry is apparently very upset about it, and thats great. I wish Jerry was always as unhappy as he was the moment he got the news. I hope Christie accidentally falls on him in the luxury box and suffocates him to death with hot dog farts. Elsewhere, one of the teams wideouts had his dog kidnapped, and then was arrested for shoplifting in a breathtaking case of mistaken identity. Before his name was cleared, Dallas cut him, because they like to pretend to give a shit about character when it comes to fringe players. Jason Garrett was steamed his 1. After Lucky Whitehead was cleared, they used access merchants and anal lampreys like Albert Breer to smear his name and help cover for their titanic mistake. I hope Whitehead sues them for eleventy billion dollars. In other news, its a given that any Dallas edge rusher will find a way to get himself suspended, so say goodbye to David Irving for the first month of the season. This defense is worthless without him. Half the secondary left. Their two best linebackers have one working ACL between them. So much potential regression. You could hold a diving meet off my erection right now. BOINGGGGGGGGGG What has always sucked I was watching a preseason game and Al Michaels described Jason Witten as Canton bound and you know whatNo. Fuck that. Fuck Jason Witten. You dont get to go to the Hall of Fame by being the worlds longest lasting, boringest safety outlet. Hes never caught more than 1. TDs in a season. Hes gone over 1,0. Jason Witten blows. They should have replaced him years ago. But theyll still let him into the Hall of Fame because Jerry bought his way in and will probably buy Wittens way in, too. Thats how the NFL works now. Regardless of his tiff with Goodell, Jerry is still the shadow commissioner of this league, and he has remade the whole venture in his image. He engineered the existence of two shitty teams in LA. He runs stadium ops for teams that are not his own. And he has already pioneered new ways to drain local coffers by opening luxury practice facilities. This is a greedy, tacky, corrupt league with no soul at its core. It doesnt really matter if the Cowboys regress this seasonand again, they will. Jerry will still be the kingfish, raking in his money and spending it with all the sensitivity of Marie Antoinette This is the America you live in now. Not only do the bad guys win, they dont even have to sneak around to do it. Everyone knows Jerry has a fixer hmmm. Everyone knows Jerry is horny at all hours. Everyone knows the NFL has a fucked up relationship will local prosecutors in case playersor the league itselfget in a jam. It doesnt matter. You live in an age of naked, unapologetic corruption. No organization is a more fitting exemplar of this than the Dallas Cowboys and their tiresome, Real Housewives casting reject fans. After all, its not just Dallas players that are out here assaulting women. They dont deserve success. They dont deserve happiness. They deserve to have a horse stomp on their throat. Terrance Williams still has no clue when to go out of bounds. Did you know The biggest rapper the Dallas area has ever produced is Vanilla Ice. Also, as my colleague Dan Mc. Quade once noted, the Dallas Cowboys exist because founder Clint Murchisonwho made his money by inheriting it from his old man, who made HIS money skirting oil regulationsbought the rights to Hail To The Redskins and then sold them back to Skins owner and avowed racist George Preston Marshall in a ransom exchange for his expansion vote. This team was born out of shady dealings and will forever wallow in them. What might not suck Yes yes yes the line is very good go fuck yourselves. HEAR IT FROM COWBOYS FANS Tucker Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Taylor Im a Cowboys fan that doesnt live in Dallas. I would rather tell my coworkers what kind of porn I watch than reveal that I am a Dallas Cowboys fan. Mattie I suffer from an auto immune disorder that manifests itself as intermittent chest and stomach pain. It kinda feels like when you really need to burp and your esophagus burns, only always and forever. When the pain gets really bad it can even cause a physical reaction where my airways swell up and I need to take a Xanax just be able to breathe. The two things that make the pain much worse are eating the wrong food and intense stress.